|Katie (seated) had to fend off at least zero other students for her chair.|
Though librarian Amy and GA Amanda also joined in, their in loco parentis status voided the legitimacy of their presence. "Amy and Amanda?" said Nicholas, "That's like the library equivalent of having your mother attend. They're like morally obligated to support you."
|Nicholas, Katie, and surrogate mom Amanda work on their own satirical news stories.|
We'll remember that come Mother's Day.