Burning Question? Ask the Dragon

We recently decided to implement a question board in the library, hoping to answer people's nagging -- or simply embarrassing -- questions. Who fields these queries? Why, the all-knowing dragon, of course. From his perch above the comfy chairs, he sees all.

Observe:

An average day of Dragon seeing all.

Opening his mailbox yesterday, Dragon found this letter awaiting him:

Dear Dragon,

Not to be greedy, but I want to ask you TWO questions.  First of all, why are your wings made of umbrellas?  Next, what are Rocky Mountain Oysters?  Recently my cousin made a trip to Colorado and told me he ate those for dinner one night.  Last time I checked, there wasn’t an ocean in Colorado, so how did he get oysters??  Help me clear up both these questions , Dragon.

Sincerely yours,

Landlocked in the Land of Lincoln

How will Dragon respond to this...sensitive query? Check the library board to find out!