The Dragon v. The Birds and the Bees

The latest "Ask the Dragon" query posed quite the challenge for our winged friend:

Dear Dragon,

Why does sex have such emotional connotations in our society?

Sincerely,
Why-Curious

Never one to shy away from delicate subject matter, Dragon had quite the response. If you, too, are curious (and who wouldn't be?), check out the answer on the library board! 

Burning Question? Ask the Dragon

We recently decided to implement a question board in the library, hoping to answer people's nagging -- or simply embarrassing -- questions. Who fields these queries? Why, the all-knowing dragon, of course. From his perch above the comfy chairs, he sees all.

Observe:

An average day of Dragon seeing all.

Opening his mailbox yesterday, Dragon found this letter awaiting him:

Dear Dragon,

Not to be greedy, but I want to ask you TWO questions.  First of all, why are your wings made of umbrellas?  Next, what are Rocky Mountain Oysters?  Recently my cousin made a trip to Colorado and told me he ate those for dinner one night.  Last time I checked, there wasn’t an ocean in Colorado, so how did he get oysters??  Help me clear up both these questions , Dragon.

Sincerely yours,

Landlocked in the Land of Lincoln

How will Dragon respond to this...sensitive query? Check the library board to find out!