Observe:
An average day of Dragon seeing all. |
Opening his mailbox yesterday, Dragon found this letter awaiting him:
Dear Dragon,
Not to be greedy, but I
want to ask you TWO questions. First of
all, why are your wings made of umbrellas?
Next, what are Rocky Mountain Oysters?
Recently my cousin made a trip to Colorado and told me he ate those for
dinner one night. Last time I checked,
there wasn’t an ocean in Colorado, so how did he get oysters?? Help me clear up both these questions ,
Dragon.
Sincerely yours,
Landlocked in the Land of Lincoln
How will Dragon respond to this...sensitive query? Check the library board to find out!